kingsleyyy:

i want a bf :/

and by bf i mean Benjamin Franklin as in a 100 dollar bill

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enemaroberts:

when someone tries to show me receipts on my #problematic fave

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toyota:

@ChrisEvans you can enter me when ever you want, when ever you feel tired of girls & you have no one to suck your dick, I will be here.. waiting..

dashbort:

when you out in public with your child and there’s a Lady Gaga song playing in the background

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androidelf:

*takes the collar off my dog* ur nakey

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