unfollower:

tips for college:

  • no 1 cares if you eat alone in the dining hall
  • dont be scared of upperclassmen they dont care
  • dont raise your hand to go to the bathroom 
  • dont bring a handwritten sick note from ur mom

(via iftheirwingscouldfly)

  • demon: i possessed you
  • me: get the fuck out
  • demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
  • me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit

praises:

all adults do is ask me about my plans for college like don’t you want to know what my favorite color is

(via kyanacarterco)

natnovna:

drake just wrote his whole next album sitting in that chair 

(via flawlessftnickiminaj)

Every Beyoncè fan should watch this to get a laugh

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/84fc4c8005/are-you-talking-about-bey-and-jay