airrogance:

I will go hard for cum if i see i missed a lil you bet i am Gona go back for it. you got some on your fingers? leme suck that off real quick i am a true lover

bunselmeyer: Beyoncé already had me scared knowing she had the power to release a surprise album anytime she felt like it but NOW IM TOO SCARED TO CLOSE MY EYES BECAUSE WHAT IF TICKETS GO ON SALE

adoringbeyonce:

THIS IS SO ACCURATE 

And like what is gonna be the price to see royalty together?

yzma:

zeus….. IS the father
*hera throws chair and has to be restrained by security titans*

(via a-rising-phoenix)

preschooler-deactivated201206:

do you think ghosts can tell if youre gay or not? like im not gay but lets say hypothetically i was watching gay porn, would my grandmas ghost see me? totally not gay just asking hypothetically

(via cuteasianboyfriend)

Beyoncé and Jay Z to go on tour this summer

beyhivearmy:

I WILL PUKE IF THIS IS REAL

(via thebeyhive)